So here we are at this year's elf awards. Another year of great elvishness has passed and we are to award elves from all round middle with these awards for different categories
The first award for best pout goes to...........Figwit
"I am so honored to have gotten this award, I want to thank everyone who ever helped me to perfect my pout thank you......."
The award for being able to open your mouth the widest goes to.............Lord Elrond
"I have been doing mouth widening exercises for two months in preparation for this award, I am glad they have paid off thank you......."
The award for best Halloween costume goes to...............Galadriel
"I don't know what to say...I'm so shocked I won this award.......What's Halloween again?....."
The award for arriving just in time goes to..............Haldir
"Thank you so much for this award......It means so much to me........we were meant to arrive the day before but we got lost so we didn't turn up till then....oops shouldn't have said that"
And the last award of Elf Of The Year goes to.......................Legolas
"Thank you so much for this award, Thank you to all my fans especially Isilwen who made this all possible........."
Thank you for coming to this years Elvish awards we hope to see you next year thank you and good night!