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Frodo: pip thanks for saving me and everything but
this is not going to be good for the rumors.

Sam: look Mr. Frodo you got the gold ring its only fair that
this should be mine

Frodo: Strider said the only way to get any girls was
to look tough

Frodo: Big Huge Scary Spider..

What do you mean Legolas is prettier than me.....

....no your lying you have to be.....

........Perhaps I should get my hair done blonde next time.

Do you think if I ask nicely Legolas will show me how to plat my hair?

"five little hobbits sitting in a row five little hobbits sitting in a row
but if one little hobbit should accidentally fall......."

No offence but if the elves made these swards how come
it says made in china here?

I told you that hobbits were coming to stay, I told you they ate a lot, but did you listen no

um guys, is it meant to do that